Splashback Hell

20/06/2011 at 4:40 pm (Uncategorized)


10:15am – make coffee. Milk splashes. I appear to be lactating.

11.20am – go for a waz. Water splashes. I appear to be incontinent.

As a man, it’s likely that only one of these facts would be true. At least with the first one people would think I’ve had a shag at least once.

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